HOW I STARTED STEALING POT WITH FOOD ON FIRE EPISODE 10
And this was how i started the
full time ministry…
I scouted for houses that were
mostly face me i face you and
dose that cooked food in the
open.,,, i also took cognizance
of the inhabitants with special
interest in those houses that
had less males and more
females, children or aged
people…
I also made i did my business
in areas far from my house.
Sometimes i walk several
kilometers away from
home…..
Once i study the pattern of
cooking, inhabitants and
security…i strike…
Sometimes i go with the pot
and food and most times, i
pour it in the cooler…
I majored mostly in beans and
rice with occasional visitations
to yam and solid food…
I became the master and
saviour to my neighbours who
kept wondering how i was
getting food to eat,,,they
would just see me with cooler
and know say ” Food don land..
I told them i was buying the
food from restaurants…. Most
of my hostel mates now
depended on me for dinner
and i was happy to be a vessel
and channel to bless me much
to dismay of my ugly female
neighbour opposite…
For a whole month, i kept on in
this act , new locations
everyday, new pots everyday.
In short , i began the Anini of
stealing food on fire and
waged war on the land…..
To Be Continued…
And this was how i started the
full time ministry…
I scouted for houses that were
mostly face me i face you and
dose that cooked food in the
open.,,, i also took cognizance
of the inhabitants with special
interest in those houses that
had less males and more
females, children or aged
people…
I also made i did my business
in areas far from my house.
Sometimes i walk several
kilometers away from
home…..
Once i study the pattern of
cooking, inhabitants and
security…i strike…
Sometimes i go with the pot
and food and most times, i
pour it in the cooler…
I majored mostly in beans and
rice with occasional visitations
to yam and solid food…
I became the master and
saviour to my neighbours who
kept wondering how i was
getting food to eat,,,they
would just see me with cooler
and know say ” Food don land..
I told them i was buying the
food from restaurants…. Most
of my hostel mates now
depended on me for dinner
and i was happy to be a vessel
and channel to bless me much
to dismay of my ugly female
neighbour opposite…
For a whole month, i kept on in
this act , new locations
everyday, new pots everyday.
In short , i began the Anini of
stealing food on fire and
waged war on the land…..
To Be Continued…
HOW I STARTED STEALING POT WITH FOOD ON FIRE EPISODE 11
i made sure i didnt steal raw
food because which kerosene i
go use cook am sef…
In the 2nd month of my
booming enterprise, i
introduced, Ategun, my
neighbour who was eating far
too much of the food i was
bringing…
This is not time to be eating
free food anyhow, and so
ategun joined me and we
became Batman and Robin…
News spread fast of our
activities and people started
becoming vigilants..
We rested one week in which
we stole some drinks from iya
suliat shop and resumed back
in the pot stealing but making
our activities more prominent
concerning dinner food…
Everybody was complaining
but we were getting fatter and
fresher.Anybody ask us how
we day do am,,, we go say na
God..” ;D
tho mama still dey struggle
send money small small, it was
really to no effect… Papa had
even backed out totally and
reports from home has it that
gulder and trophy are now
papa 5/6….
But here i was eating and
living well.
Not knowing that the end is
near…..
To Be Continued…
i made sure i didnt steal raw
food because which kerosene i
go use cook am sef…
In the 2nd month of my
booming enterprise, i
introduced, Ategun, my
neighbour who was eating far
too much of the food i was
bringing…
This is not time to be eating
free food anyhow, and so
ategun joined me and we
became Batman and Robin…
News spread fast of our
activities and people started
becoming vigilants..
We rested one week in which
we stole some drinks from iya
suliat shop and resumed back
in the pot stealing but making
our activities more prominent
concerning dinner food…
Everybody was complaining
but we were getting fatter and
fresher.Anybody ask us how
we day do am,,, we go say na
God..” ;D
tho mama still dey struggle
send money small small, it was
really to no effect… Papa had
even backed out totally and
reports from home has it that
gulder and trophy are now
papa 5/6….
But here i was eating and
living well.
Not knowing that the end is
near…..
To Be Continued…
HOW I STARTED STEALING POT WITH FOOD ON FIRE EPISODE 12
This was how i continued in my
flamboyant lifestyle… ….
enjoying and flexing….
A week before i was caught, a
young preacher had walked up
to me and warned me to
depart from any evil act i was
doing…
I just ignored his supposed
rants… Which evil i dey do ?
My house became a sort of
holy land of food for boys…..
With a good fridge nearby,
food was never a probelm….
My test results were going
fine.. I was on the verge of
getting a new babe….
Everything was going
smooth…..
Not untill this particular
saturday....
By this time, i don reconcile
with my neighbour… Infact we
were closer than before we
fought… Food was no longer a
probelm….
her sweet companionship
made me to forget about the
whole change shii in the
country……
Food dey my fridge,,, drinks
were not missing too but this
particular saturday, na Beans
dey do me chop….
I approached my neighbour
and asked her for beans but
she stated that the last one
was cooked yesterday by she
and her friends……
” and looked for you
yesterday but you werent
around. But i will get it for
you , just wait a little till
afternoon “…. She stated .
She hurriedly served me the
jollof rice with 2 fried meats
she cooked that morning
which i ate and drank pepsi on
top ….
But i was still not satisfied… I
could not wait till afternoon
when she would cook the
beans… I needed the beans
right away..
I finished the jollof, got my
backo bag and cooler and
returned her plate to her….
I told her i was going out and
would soon be back but as if
she knew what was going to
happen , she held on to me
and insisted i stay with her……
Despite my agitations to leave,
she playfully still held onto me
and while we were still
struggling, light come….
” eh, have you forgotten about
your test tomorrow” there is
light now, let me give you my
modem so you can go online
and read with it…”
haha, before i look left, look
right, this girl don push me for
ontop bed.,…
To Be Continued…
This was how i continued in my
flamboyant lifestyle… ….
enjoying and flexing….
A week before i was caught, a
young preacher had walked up
to me and warned me to
depart from any evil act i was
doing…
I just ignored his supposed
rants… Which evil i dey do ?
My house became a sort of
holy land of food for boys…..
With a good fridge nearby,
food was never a probelm….
My test results were going
fine.. I was on the verge of
getting a new babe….
Everything was going
smooth…..
Not untill this particular
saturday....
By this time, i don reconcile
with my neighbour… Infact we
were closer than before we
fought… Food was no longer a
probelm….
her sweet companionship
made me to forget about the
whole change shii in the
country……
Food dey my fridge,,, drinks
were not missing too but this
particular saturday, na Beans
dey do me chop….
I approached my neighbour
and asked her for beans but
she stated that the last one
was cooked yesterday by she
and her friends……
” and looked for you
yesterday but you werent
around. But i will get it for
you , just wait a little till
afternoon “…. She stated .
She hurriedly served me the
jollof rice with 2 fried meats
she cooked that morning
which i ate and drank pepsi on
top ….
But i was still not satisfied… I
could not wait till afternoon
when she would cook the
beans… I needed the beans
right away..
I finished the jollof, got my
backo bag and cooler and
returned her plate to her….
I told her i was going out and
would soon be back but as if
she knew what was going to
happen , she held on to me
and insisted i stay with her……
Despite my agitations to leave,
she playfully still held onto me
and while we were still
struggling, light come….
” eh, have you forgotten about
your test tomorrow” there is
light now, let me give you my
modem so you can go online
and read with it…”
haha, before i look left, look
right, this girl don push me for
ontop bed.,…
To Be Continued…
HOW I STARTED STEALING FOOD WITH POT ON FIRE EPISODE 13
Boo, boo why are you doing
me like this ?
She stated as she started
caressing me and fighting
world war 3 with my belt….
This was around 9 am in the
morning… What could make
her so horny so early….
I started having reservations
about the cucumber she sliced
on my jollof rice because i sha
noticed the cucumber was
greener and tasted more
mature than a normal
cucumber…
She planted a kiss on my lips
as her extra extra soft Bosom
collided with my bony chest
and sent a tingle down my
brain and blood down ” My
down”….
I almost forgot about my
mission today as the kissing
got intense, i grabbed a copy
of the benovelent water melon
as i unhooked the bra like
james bond and the jezebel in
her sprang up…
I started seeing the afro
candies in her …. Omo, last
last na to use pillow cover the
face….
I quickly connected my phone
with aux cord to her speaker
and started playing gospel
music in order to reduce any
noise that may be coming
from her..
The song “igwe blasted from
the speakers…
I didnt know that God was
packaging my punishment…
Myself and this girl were on
cloud 9 as i brought the pillow
nearby to cover the face as i
penetrated the passage of
joy…
So last last, i go f this babe…
I was just about to start when
Nathaniel bassey, someone
knocking at the door played
and we actually heard a knock
at the door…
To Be Continued…
Boo, boo why are you doing
me like this ?
She stated as she started
caressing me and fighting
world war 3 with my belt….
This was around 9 am in the
morning… What could make
her so horny so early….
I started having reservations
about the cucumber she sliced
on my jollof rice because i sha
noticed the cucumber was
greener and tasted more
mature than a normal
cucumber…
She planted a kiss on my lips
as her extra extra soft Bosom
collided with my bony chest
and sent a tingle down my
brain and blood down ” My
down”….
I almost forgot about my
mission today as the kissing
got intense, i grabbed a copy
of the benovelent water melon
as i unhooked the bra like
james bond and the jezebel in
her sprang up…
I started seeing the afro
candies in her …. Omo, last
last na to use pillow cover the
face….
I quickly connected my phone
with aux cord to her speaker
and started playing gospel
music in order to reduce any
noise that may be coming
from her..
The song “igwe blasted from
the speakers…
I didnt know that God was
packaging my punishment…
Myself and this girl were on
cloud 9 as i brought the pillow
nearby to cover the face as i
penetrated the passage of
joy…
So last last, i go f this babe…
I was just about to start when
Nathaniel bassey, someone
knocking at the door played
and we actually heard a knock
at the door…
To Be Continued…
HOW I STARTED STEALING POT WITH FOOD ON FIRE EPISODE 14
I hurriedly started to adjust a
little bit…
Calm down boo, stay with me ”
she said as she held onto
me…….
Stay with me nkor, HELLO NI….
WHAT if that was her
boyfriend ? I was actually a lil
bit scared and prayed i had not
gotten myself in trouble…
Whos there ” she asked as i
started looking around for my
clothes….
Aunty e, ruka ni…. Mummy lo
fi ojeun ran mi… To te di le
kun mo ori ( its your aunty ruka
and your mummy sent me to
give you food stuffs)….
Who is aunty ruka …i
whispered..
Its a long story…. Please help
me drop it outside ma,,am
busy
haa, she asked me to collect
something from you too….
The voice outside replied..
What is that…..
Haha, open the door now, willl i
be shouting everything outside
here..
But my boyfriend is inside
ehn,, what does he have that
av not seen… Please answer
me…. The aunty replied
harshly….
I quickly wore my shirts and
trousers, unplugged my
phone, carried my backo bag
and set for leave…
Dont go now, we can continue
wen she leaves… She begged
me holding onto me….
Dont worry…. When am back
,we can continue..
Pls stay now ,,,
no , am coming back now…. I
quickly kissed her with my
eyes closed and promised her
again that i will be back…..
Dont be long ooo.. She
stated….
I opened the door to meet the
supposed aunty who had
swollen up with an obviously
angry face outside,,, she was
more of like an househelp tho.
I greeted her and even offered
to help carry some of the
foodstuffs inside but she
replied coldly and waived it
off….
Odabo ma…
E pele .,,, e ku se oo… E ku se
kara kara.,… Hmmmnn .. She
said with a big grin as she
shook her hand…..
Who send monkey….
I hurriedly stepped out of the
gate and set for the pot of
beans…
To Be Continued…
I hurriedly started to adjust a
little bit…
Calm down boo, stay with me ”
she said as she held onto
me…….
Stay with me nkor, HELLO NI….
WHAT if that was her
boyfriend ? I was actually a lil
bit scared and prayed i had not
gotten myself in trouble…
Whos there ” she asked as i
started looking around for my
clothes….
Aunty e, ruka ni…. Mummy lo
fi ojeun ran mi… To te di le
kun mo ori ( its your aunty ruka
and your mummy sent me to
give you food stuffs)….
Who is aunty ruka …i
whispered..
Its a long story…. Please help
me drop it outside ma,,am
busy
haa, she asked me to collect
something from you too….
The voice outside replied..
What is that…..
Haha, open the door now, willl i
be shouting everything outside
here..
But my boyfriend is inside
ehn,, what does he have that
av not seen… Please answer
me…. The aunty replied
harshly….
I quickly wore my shirts and
trousers, unplugged my
phone, carried my backo bag
and set for leave…
Dont go now, we can continue
wen she leaves… She begged
me holding onto me….
Dont worry…. When am back
,we can continue..
Pls stay now ,,,
no , am coming back now…. I
quickly kissed her with my
eyes closed and promised her
again that i will be back…..
Dont be long ooo.. She
stated….
I opened the door to meet the
supposed aunty who had
swollen up with an obviously
angry face outside,,, she was
more of like an househelp tho.
I greeted her and even offered
to help carry some of the
foodstuffs inside but she
replied coldly and waived it
off….
Odabo ma…
E pele .,,, e ku se oo… E ku se
kara kara.,… Hmmmnn .. She
said with a big grin as she
shook her hand…..
Who send monkey….
I hurriedly stepped out of the
gate and set for the pot of
beans…
To Be Continued…
HOW I STARTED STEALING POT WITH FOOD ON FIRE EPISODE 15
As i was moving, various
christian and islamic messages
warning against evil doers
blasted from various speakers
across the streets but i turn a
deaf ear…..
The first house i got to which i
knew they would be Cooking
by that time seemed to have
beefed up security…..
I have not even entered the
surronding when someone
started asking who i was…
I had to leave……….. The
second and third house i do
visit were cooking yam and rice
and left it unguarded but it was
beans i was targeting..
It was just like a spell…. All this
while , the time was now
around 1pm under hot sun….
I finally got to where my
desired meal was being
cooked and acquainted a little
girl….
I quickly scoped her to tell me
the name of any guy living in
the building after i formed a
name and said i was looking
for the person…
Is it broda tolu…..
Yes tolu, is he around
no but he will soon be back,
ok, i will wait…..
I said as i started scanning for
an escape route … I greeted
all the women in the
compound and even cracked
jokes with them while i
watched as the beans was
going to its last stage of
preparation…
Immediately i noticed the food
was done, the woman cooking
it placed the food on the table
outside and went to buy
detergent which i presumed is
to wash the plates…
On sighting this , i set to action
To Be Continued…
As i was moving, various
christian and islamic messages
warning against evil doers
blasted from various speakers
across the streets but i turn a
deaf ear…..
The first house i got to which i
knew they would be Cooking
by that time seemed to have
beefed up security…..
I have not even entered the
surronding when someone
started asking who i was…
I had to leave……….. The
second and third house i do
visit were cooking yam and rice
and left it unguarded but it was
beans i was targeting..
It was just like a spell…. All this
while , the time was now
around 1pm under hot sun….
I finally got to where my
desired meal was being
cooked and acquainted a little
girl….
I quickly scoped her to tell me
the name of any guy living in
the building after i formed a
name and said i was looking
for the person…
Is it broda tolu…..
Yes tolu, is he around
no but he will soon be back,
ok, i will wait…..
I said as i started scanning for
an escape route … I greeted
all the women in the
compound and even cracked
jokes with them while i
watched as the beans was
going to its last stage of
preparation…
Immediately i noticed the food
was done, the woman cooking
it placed the food on the table
outside and went to buy
detergent which i presumed is
to wash the plates…
On sighting this , i set to action
To Be Continued…
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